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Agneepath SMS : Agneepath in a Software Engineer Style

BestSms — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 17:03:28 +0000

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Agneepath in a Software Engineer Style

Code ho bade bade…
Salon se phate pade…
Ek bhi LEAVE tu….
maang mat maang mat maang mat…
Agneepath Agneepath Agneepath…

Tu naa hasega kabhi…
Tu na khush rahega kabhi…
har Saturday office ane ki…
kar shapath kar shapath kar shapath…
Agneepath Agneepath Agneepath…

Ye mahan Project hai…
har koi REJECT hai…
CLIENT,BUG,REQUEST se…
lathpath lathpath lathpath…
Agneepath Agneepath Agneepath…

Ra one Airplane Joke

BestSms — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 12:51:34 +0000

Ra one was shown on an airplane…
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People still walked out….

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Best & Popular Ra One Jokes Collection

BestSms — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 09:19:53 +0000

1. Even Ra.mu doesn’t wanna waste time by watchin Ra.one…!

2. Nahi chala RA.ONE…! Ab SRKbolega
buyone get one
aur ek week ke baad bolega,
RA.ONE coming soon on Sahara.One and Star.one.

3.All bachelors must see Ra One to understand what PAIN means to married men.

4. Ra One gives more pain than a wife – HARD TO BELIVE BUT TRUE.

5. Get RA ONE under Lokpal bill…! Put people behind bars who made such movie.

6. As SRK hates losing & hates messages he is surely going to take a break from Twitter. Now we came to know why he joined Google+ before RA1 release.

7. Breaking News…! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA ONE’s release.

8. Salman to SRK after watching Ra One,”Mujh par ekehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana”

9. Rahul Gandhi to meet people affected after seeing Ra.One.
10. Governmentof India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA1 . Rs.25,000 for those who left at interval .
11. Government also declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra one promotions

Santa – Apples Ka Rate Kya Hai?

BestSms — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 23:40:54 +0000

Santa – Apples Ka Rate Kya Hai?

AppleWala – 1OO/Rs Ke 1O.

Santa – Kuch Kam Karo Na Please.

AppleWala – Achcha Aap 8O/- Ka 8 Lelo.

Santa – Thank You, Dedo

Santa: Yaar Ye Automatically Kya Hota Hai

BestSms — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 23:39:54 +0000

Santa: Yaar Ye Automatically Kya Hota Hai

Banta: Simple Yaar, Jab Koi Ganji Aurat Auto Mein Baith Ke Jaye, to Use bolte hai “Auto-Me-Takli”.

SANTA Kafi saal bad apne desh

BestSms — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 23:39:11 +0000

SANTA Kafi saal bad apne desh aaya or gili mitti uthake bola

Ab apne Desh ki mitti ki khushboo wo nahi Rahi

BaNTA – Apne mitti Nahi tatti utha li hai..

Santa Khudkushi Pe Bhashan De Rahaa Tha

BestSms — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 23:38:12 +0000

Santa Khudkushi Pe Bhashan De Rahaa Tha

KhudKuShi..

Paap Hai

Zulm Hai

Gunah Hai

Buzdili Hai

PagalPan Hai

Isse Behtar He Ki

Insan Apne Aapko GoLi Mar Le..

Santa – Shaadi ke baad teri zimedari badgayi hai kya?

BestSms — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 23:37:17 +0000

Santa – Shaadi ke baad teri zimedari badgayi hai kya?

Banta – Haan yar, pehle apne liye khana pakkata tha, aab biwi kai liye bhi pakata hu:-(

Beshak Tumne Mujhe Thukra Diya Hai

BestSms — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 23:36:19 +0000

Beshak Tumne Mujhe Thukra Diya Hai

Mat Sochna Ki Hamne Tumhe Bhula Diya Hai

Teri dosti Pe Aaj Bhi Bharosa Hai

Ye To Meri Kismat Ne Mujhe thukra diya Hai

Duniya mein itni rasme kyo hai

BestSms — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 23:35:30 +0000

Duniya mein itni rasme kyo hai.

Pyar agar zindagi hai, to kasme kyo hai

Hame bataya kyun nahi ye raaz koi

dil agar apna hai, to kisi aur ke bas mein kyo hai

Kya bataye pyar kaise hota hai

BestSms — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 23:34:39 +0000

Kya bataye pyar kaise hota hai
Kabhi karar to kbhi bekarar hota hai
Ajib hota hai us waqt Dard-E-Dil
Jab kisi ko kisi ka intezar hota hai

Pyar Tera Bhula Na Paunga

BestSms — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 23:34:02 +0000

Pyar Tera Bhula Na Paunga
Mai Hu Pardesi Laut Aaunga..

Message Toh Tere Delete Kar Diye Maine,
Lekin Teri Yaadein Kahan Chhupaunga..!

Santa to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before marriage

BestSms — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 23:33:00 +0000

Santa to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife remain silent
Santa:Mai es khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife: Bewakuf count to krne de mujhe.

Maine Apni Life me bahut dhoke khaye hain

BestSms — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 23:31:52 +0000

Maine Apni Life me bahut dhoke khaye hain.
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peru,
Aam,
Jamun,
papita,
sabziya

Sab dhoke khaye hai ;
aur Aapne..?

Doctor marij ke piche bhag raha tha

BestSms — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 23:31:26 +0000

Doctor marij ke piche bhag raha tha…
Logon ne pucha kya Hua Doctor Sahab..?
Doctor : 4 baar aisa Huwa, sala brain operation karwane ata Hai aur baal katawakar bhag jata Hai.

Friendship is not about

BestSms — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 23:30:19 +0000

Friend ship is not about whom you have known longest
Who came first or
Who care the best,
Its all about
Wo came and never left.

Arz Kiya Hai Wo Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua

BestSms — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 23:28:49 +0000

Arz Kiya Hai…
Wo Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua, Bura Mat Kaho Use
Wo Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua, Bura Mat Kaho Use

Dusri Set Kro Aur Dafa Karo Use

Accountancy Fact

BestSms — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 23:27:51 +0000

Accountancy Fact :
What is the difference between Liability & Asset ?
A drunk Guy is a Liability..
But
A drunk Girl is an Asset.

History Teacher

BestSms — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 23:27:09 +0000

History teacher: Tell In Detail About Jalian Wala Bagh.
Pintu: Sorry Teacher,
I use Scooby Doo Bag,
I Think it is better Than Jaliyan Wala Bag

Height of Innocence By a Small Kid

BestSms — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 19:49:43 +0000

Kid (on phone) : Madam, My son will not come to school today.
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Madam: Who is speaking?
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Kid: My Papa is speaking.

Girl What is your Name

BestSms — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 16:48:56 +0000

Boy : What Is Your Name?

Girl : Kyun Bataon, Main Tumhein Nahi Janti

Boy: Na Batao Me Konsa Tumhen Apni New…

HONDA Car Main Bitha Ke

5 Star Resturant Le Jane Wala Tha

Girl: rani, B.Com Final Year, st’anns College

College Timing 8am To 1pm,

Friday Timing 8 To 12pm

Sunday Off

Guru Gyan – Treat each day as your last

BestSms — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 06:07:36 +0000

Guru Gyan:

Treat each day as your last……
one day you will be right.

Rajnikanth Skating SMS

BestSms — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 06:03:46 +0000

Breaking News:

Rajnikanth Purchases Two NANO Cars for

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Skating…!!

Senseless Rubbish Message

BestSms — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 06:03:04 +0000

Highly senseless rubbish message-

Ram:
kya re shaam…
bohot dinno k baad mila re!!
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Shyam: hmm..

Homework Facebook SMS

BestSms — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 05:51:17 +0000

Height of Social Networking -

Teacher – Where is your Homework?
Boy: Madam, please check in FACEBOOK.
I have uploded a copy of it and tagged you!

Karti Hai Yadein Pareshan Kabhi Kabhi

BestSms — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 05:48:34 +0000

Ajeeb Lagti Hai Shaam Kabhi Kabhi,
Zindagi Lagti Hai Bejaan Kabhi Kabhi,
Samajh Aaye to Hamein Bhi Batana,
Kyon Karti Hai Yadein Pareshan Kabhi Kabhi.

Rajnikanth RETURN

BestSms — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 15:17:57 +0000

Rajnikanth RETURN !

Ek Baar Bhagwan and Ranjnikanth me ghamashan YUDH Huwa..
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Result……….
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Aaj Bhagwan UPAR HAI .. lol

Love SMS – Aapse Mulakat Hui Toh Hum Kya Kare

BestSms — Sat, 30 Apr 2011 04:48:34 +0000

aapse mulakat hui toh hum kya kare,
aap hume mil gaye toh hum kya kare,
khushi aayi par mili na toh hum kya kare,
aur kl ko maut agayi toh hum kya kare.

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Devdas SMS Bina ne kaha Twitter chhod do

BestSms — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 07:17:44 +0000

Aaj Ka Devdas..

Tina ne kaha Facebook chodd do
Mina ne kaha orkut chodd do
Bina ne kaha twitter chodd do
Ekdin sab Girlfriendss bolengi, net-surfing hi chodd do

Common Sense SMS – Toilet Me Likh Kar Aayenge

BestSms — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 07:15:24 +0000

Boys Ka Common Sense Zero Hota Hai.
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Kaise..?
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Gents Toilet Me Likh Kar Aayenge “Shalu I Love U”

Ab Kya Shalu Waha Padhne Jayegi..?

Dream SMS – No Price Tag

BestSms — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 07:08:30 +0000

An outstanding answer by someone when asked,
“What is DREAM..?”

“Where there is no price tags on the things which i love and like the most..”

Life SMS – Sometimes We Lose Things That We Desire

BestSms — Sun, 10 Apr 2011 10:39:44 +0000

Life gives us only surprise.
Sometimes it gives things that we don’t desire,
Sometimes we lose things that we desire..
That is Life!

Smiling SMS – So Keep Smiling

BestSms — Sun, 10 Apr 2011 10:37:42 +0000

Jab 5 seconds KI Muskaan Se photo Acchi aa sakti hai.

TOH

Hamesha Muskarane se Zindagi achi kyoun nahi ho sakti hai?

SO Keep Smiling.

Love SMS – Koi izhaar Karta Hi Or Kisi Se Bola Nahi Jata

BestSms — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 15:42:11 +0000

Ajanabi Logo Se Bola Nahi Jata,
Pyar Ke Rishte Ko Taula Nahi Jata,
Mohabbat To Har Koi Karta Hai,
Koi izhaar Karta Hi Or Kisi Se Bola Nahi Jata.

Engineering Student SMS – Johny Johny Yes Papa

BestSms — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 20:27:47 +0000

Johny Johny
Yes Papa
Engineering Student?
Yes Papa
Any Entertainment?
No Papa
Difficult Subjects?
Yes Papa
Any Future?
Ha Ha Ha.!!

Santa SMS – Santa kafi der sochne ke bad bola

BestSms — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 20:18:55 +0000

Teacher-Batao A ke baad kya aata hai?
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Santa kafi der sochne ke bad bola
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Kya Bolti Tu!

Love SMS – Magar kabhi Bhula Nahi Sakti

BestSms — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 20:17:34 +0000

Hame Apni Mohabbat Par Itna To Yakeen Hai.

ae Jaan..

Tu Hame Thukra To Sakti Hai,

Magar kabhi Bhula Nahi Sakti..

Cricket SMS – Cup Ho Apna

BestSms — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 20:15:23 +0000

Come-on India.!
Chalaao apna Balla, Machaao Jeet ke Jashn ka Halla.
De Ghuma Ke. Bleed Blue
>Cup Ho Apna, Yahi 121 Crore INDIANS Ka Sapna<

Nice Thought – You Can See Everything Because of It

BestSms — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 20:11:20 +0000

Nice thought :-

“Believe in God like how you believe in the Sun.

Not because you can see it but you can see everything because of it..”

Friendship SMS – Friends Are Like Injections

BestSms — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 20:03:48 +0000

Friends are like injections.
They may sometime give you pain but the intention is always to cure your problem

Quote – Getting To The Top by Putting Others Down is Not Winning

BestSms — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 19:29:25 +0000

Getting to the top by putting others down is not winning.
Allowing others to raise along with us & overtaking them by calibers is winning..

Love SMS – Only Your Loved One Can Hurt You Badly

BestSms — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 19:23:30 +0000

Always stay with a sweet smile,
don’t get upset for small and silly things.
Remember,
only your loved one can hurt you badly,
Forgive them and show love again

Rajnikanth Jokes – Rain Was Cancelled Due to the Match

BestSms — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 19:10:53 +0000

Once Rajnikanth
was playing cricket
in the monsoons..

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and

the Rain was
cancelled due to
the Match..!!

Love SMS – Sweet memories which would never leave

BestSms — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 19:01:11 +0000

True love gives either a partner to spend life with,
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Sweet memories which would never leave alone to love someone else!:-(
Good Night Sweet Dreams !

Love SMS – I met you before my journey completes

BestSms — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 18:58:50 +0000

I have walked many miles in my life.
I really don’t care how many miles are left for me.
But I am lucky and blessed that I met you before my journey completes.

Regret SMS – Life is Too Short to Wake Up With Regrets

BestSms — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 07:18:33 +0000

Life is too short to wake up with regrets
so love the people who treat you right.
Forget about the wrong ones.
if you get a second chance,
grab it with both hands

Emotional sms – Unforgettable 3 Things In Our Life

BestSms — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 07:12:45 +0000

Unforgettable 3 Things In Our Life..

1.Breakfast
2.Lunch
3.Dinner!

har baar emotional hone ki zarurat nahi hai

Dosti SMS – Dil Chahta hai Aap ki Dosti Mein Dub Jau

BestSms — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 07:09:14 +0000

Dil Chahta hai Aap ki Dosti Mein Dub Jau.

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0ye MUJHE Bahar NIKAL0,
Main Toh MAZAK Kar Raha tha

Shayari SMS – Kabhi Kabhi Humari Gali Bhi Aaya Karo

BestSms — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 07:06:30 +0000

Arz Kia Hai -
Aalu Kya Gobhi Bhi Khaya Karo
Aalu Kya Gobhi Bhi Khaya Karo
Us Gali Mein Rehne Wali,
Kabhi Kabhi Humari Gali Bhi Aaya Karo

Love SMS – If they reduce love for you

BestSms — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 07:04:38 +0000

Never enjoy hurting the one who loves you a lot,
they can bare the pain you give
but u cant bare if they reduce love for you.

SAPNA Funny SMS

BestSms — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 07:02:42 +0000

Humne unse pucha- aye dost SAPNA kya hota hai?
Usne humse kaha- Abbe pehle apni grammar thik kar.
Kyounki
SAPNA hota nahi,.
SAPNA hoti hai..

Thought towards the Nation

BestSms — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 06:53:12 +0000

Thought towards the Nation:
“A soldier fights not because he Hates the one in front of him.. But because he LOVES the people behind him..”

Rajnikanth SMS Jokes

BestSms — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 06:29:23 +0000

1. Once Rajnikanth scanned anti-virus.
2. Once Rajnikanth taught a child to speak very fast english, that child is today kn as famous rapper eminem.
3. Oxford can give any word meaning but rajnikanth can give meaning of oxford.
4. Rajnikanth does not laugh on jokes, jokes get serious on him.
5. Rajnikanth once drank liquor and took with, now liquor got higher and which is now unconscious.

Happy Anniversary If I met you on tomorrow

BestSms — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 06:00:23 +0000

If I met you on tomorrow
I would still give you my heart
If you should say, “do you still love me?”
I’d say, “Till death do us part”
Happy Anniversary

Tum To Mere Ho Kar Bhi Mere Na Ho Sake

BestSms — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 05:53:07 +0000

Hum Ne To Raaz-E-Ulfat Bhi Chupa Kar Dekh Liya,
Khud Ko Tum Se Juda Kar Ke Bhi Dekh Liya,
Tum To Mere Ho Kar Bhi Mere Na Ho Sake,
Tum Ko Kya, Zindagi Ko Bhi Aazma Kar Dekh Liya.

Hello world!

BestSms — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 05:10:58 +0000

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