Santa SMS

Santa – Apples Ka Rate Kya Hai?

BufferSanta – Apples Ka Rate Kya Hai? AppleWala – 1OO/Rs Ke 1O. Santa – Kuch Kam Karo Na Please. AppleWala – Achcha Aap 8O/- Ka 8 Lelo. Santa – Thank You, Dedo

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Santa Khudkushi Pe Bhashan De Rahaa Tha

BufferSanta Khudkushi Pe Bhashan De Rahaa Tha KhudKuShi.. Paap Hai Zulm Hai Gunah Hai Buzdili Hai PagalPan Hai Isse Behtar He Ki Insan Apne Aapko GoLi Mar Le..

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Santa to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before marriage

BufferSanta to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before marriage? Wife remain silent Santa:Mai es khamoshi ko kya samjhu? Wife: Bewakuf count to krne de mujhe.

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Santa SMS – Santa kafi der sochne ke bad bola

BufferTeacher-Batao A ke baad kya aata hai? . . . . . . . . . Santa kafi der sochne ke bad bola . . . . . . . Kya Bolti Tu!

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